| Bam-barded (bamboozeled & bombarded) | Bam-barded (bamboozeled & retarded) | Bum-boozeled (bamboozeled by a bum) |
| Boughten (Item from the store. Store bought) | Shotten (Item obtained with a bullet.) | Gotten (Obtained by a questionable nature) |
| Rota-tisserie (rotating rotisserie) | Micro-chasm (a very small fissure) | Cracktivist (a crack pot activist) |
| Menard-u-ous (impossibly boring) | Menardanous (impossibly arduous) | Carpool Tunnel Syndrome (ask Princess Di) |
| Income-pa-shit-ated (unable to afford sh#@) | Poto-genic (Marybaker for someone who looks good on film) | Urlackluster (Poor defense by the Bears) |
| Flow-able mortar (concrete instead of sand for sewer repairs) | Bill-able mortar (Scott Power's plan to have citizens pay him for road repairs) | Attempted mortar (the crime of being the only City in the State to require flowable mortar) |
| Dilapa-scape (the downtown landscape) | Dilapa-sore (dilapidated downtown eyesores) | Dilapery (the condition of being dilapidated) |
| Beer-o-crats (thirsty bureaucrats ) | Everfessant (forever bubbly ) | Via-duck (if it quacks like a duck, don't fix it) |
| Crun-a-tic (half-crockpot, half- lunatic) | The blackstroke (swimming in Walton Lake) | UFBO (what Keith Jacobs saw at Remmers) |
| Guess-u-weather (Nat'l Weather Service) | Anti-semantic (against good grammer) | Bullship (a crappy space-craft) |
| Astoundishing. (astonished amazement) | Conflu-ing (a confluence of something?) | Severage package. (severance with leverage) |
| Raccuum. (A raccoon that sucks like a hoover) | Introjectory (Interrupting w/ your opening remarks) | Kook-cinich (Democrat hopeful) |
| Bunkered down (hunkered down mentality?) | Cashino (Catfish Bend Cashino) | Fully Miller-ed (I've had plenty of beer) |
| Ex-crapolate (to project-out a crappy result) | Articulent (well spoken, tender and delicious) | Koo-doos (on a job well done) |
| Conci-edge (an edgy concierge I guess) | Ray-road (you know the BNSF, Amtrak etc) | Finching wedge (the golf club Rob Lowe used) |
| Ragito (Spanish slang for The Hawk-Eye) | Rectal-fy (back door way to handle bad things) | A crap circle. (a sewer version of a crop circle) |
| Atrociation (an atrocity of epic proportions) | Treacherating (treachery of epic proportions) | Daylight Savior Time (set your crosses back) |
| Exhuberism (very excited) | Angio-plastic (heart procedure) | Obliptical Sphincter (who knows) |
| Poo-nami (a tsunami of sewage) | Cabintry (apparently cabinets Tommy-style) | O-beast (obese) |
| Obfuriate (real mad at something hidden) | Hither and yawn (here and sleepy) | Ex-calculation (who knows) |
| Bye-ah-mee (Democrat O'bama) | Pontius Powers (our City Attorney) | Marabou (fluffy trim:) |
| Profaganda (when propaganda is profitable) | Semi-Pro Bono (semi-free legal help) | Ester-ick (*) |
| Cirque de Jerks (acrobatic idiots) | Hyturbole (who the hell knows???) | Venzu-wayla (home of Citgo gas) |
| Chicken Clinker's (overcooked nuggets) | Manual compaction (what the City provides) | Rush Limballs (popular talk-show host) |
| Egg-nostic (Your not sure if eggs exist) | Snot-box (nose) | Swafting (smells that slowly waft in the room) |
| QUOTE | CONTEXT | PERSON MAKING QUOTE |
| If we did a "bore" test, we'd all fail. | City Council drilling test holes | Fred |
| Bend over, baby... | The new government tax plan. | Fmr. Mayor Sandell |
| Every nut seems to find your phone number! | The Big Show callers | Listener |
| I'm tired of the massive incontinence! | City council business | John Fenton |
| We should put the dog park at the BMX track and call it the BM park. | Dog Park | Listener |
| A fist is worth a thousand words. | Crazy rantings | John Fenton |
| Where's all the white people? | Not sure. | Mary |
| My brass monkey's in three pieces. | I have no idea! | Listener |
| Caller ID is now less than $4 a month. | Too many John Fenton calls | Listener |
| This smells of poor cheese. | Manor Mall Project | Big John |
| There's a skunk in that woodpile. | Manor Mall Project | Big John |
| Nancy Pelosi is trying to stimulate George Bush's package. | Federal stimulus package. | AJ |
| There ain't no new news. | lousy local newspaper | Fenton (head of the Dept of over-redundancy department) |
| I lost because the voters bought into someone else's lies. | The city council election | Mike Campbell (I think) |
| The Hawk-Eye prints more and more about less and less. | lousy local newspaper | listener |
| People who don't read the Hawk-Eye are uninformed. Those who do are misinformed. | lousy local newspaper | Councilman Tim Scott |
| Why do cows have such big veins in there ears? For Ear-rections of course. | How long is a bull? | Fred |
| The temperature was 45%. | Iowa Weather | John Fenton |
| I got the gut, she got the butt, and we're alright... | Weight loss | listener |
| It's hard to be positive when you're dead. | The Manor Reincarnated | Fmr. Mayor Sandell |
| Ell & Slagle aren't fooling anyone with their Smoke & Muirs. | Manor Regurgitated | Good Old #7 |
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Stop calling it Manor Revisited - call it "The Spruce Bruce." |
Manor Reformulated | Listener AJ |
| That's not a statement a sane man (Ell) would make. | Manor Retaliated | Fmr. Mayor Sandell |
| It looks like Hillary ate a wrinkle machine. | Hillary photos in the paper. | Fred |
| Luck favors the retarded. | Hmm, I can't remember... | Can't remember |
| Bill Ell is waiting for Mammoth Season. | Hunting | A.J. |
| You can put a Barbie dress on a cow patty, but it's still just a pile of sh*#. | Political spin | A.J. |
| You can only put so much joy around you before some of it rubs off. | Christmas with the family. | Tommy |
| Most women are evil. (fred) Most? (listener) | Martha Stewart | Fred & a listener |
| If Barron Hilton gave his money to Paris, she'd just blow it. | The Hilton Family fortune. | Good Old #7 |
| She makes my north pole go south. | Hillary Clinton conversation | John Fenton |
| He made a shitake-load full of money. | The Cubs signed Fukudome from Japan | Good Ol' #7 |
| Too much taxation, regulation and litigation. | Hillary Clinton platform for President | John Fenton |
| Hilary's carbon footprint is 14. | On a scale of 10 | AJ |
| That house in Hillsboro was buried in an earvalanche. | The corn bin collapse in Hillsboro | Good Old #7 |
| Use a meat ther-monitor to check the temperature of the turkey. | Thanksgiving | Mary Touchdown Baker |
| This will tangle your tackle. | can't remember | listener |
| The Internet goes down once in a while. | Why computers are replacing marriages | listener |
| Oh no, we have another cry baby on Council. | Matt Murphy's election letter | Fred |
| Jeff Gordon came in #2 | NASCAR Chase | Funny Voice Guy |
| I'm soaking in it... | Mr. Whipple died (Squeeze the Charmin) | Funny Voice Guy |
| Tweedle Dumb, and Tweedle Dumber | Two winning councilman for four year terms | Good Old #7 |
| E=bm squared | Funny Voice meets Einstein. | Good Old #7 |
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The Hawk-Eye is underwriting Civic Music- Actually they "underwrite" every day. |
Our newspaper is only 6 pages today, and three of them are ads! | Good Old #7 |
| Somebody yanked Lowell Junkins out from under the rug. | The Port Authority Fight in Lee County | Good Old #7 |
| Lowell Junkins is the hairman of the Port Authority | Tenderfoot Carpet & Keokuk's new factory. | listener |
| Don't you have a monkey to erect? | KCPS Auction | FVG |
| Hilary is very "potogenic" | Apparently she looks good on film. | Mary Baker |
| Jimmy's Johnson is on Jeff Gordon's lap. | NASCAR | AJ |
| BRL (airport code) | Big - Retarded - Lazy (that's us :) | Guess a number between one and eight |
| Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: He heard the ref was blowing fowls. | Who needs the union comedy writers? | who else? Good Old #7 -and yes this resulted in a one-hour suspension without pay. |
| I know a great place to get crabs...Gulfport | Fresh take-out seafood | listener |
| My favorite broadband is the Dixie Chicks | mad ramblings | Good Old #7 |
| Vote for anybody but somebody. | The upcoming council election. | John Fenton |
| His raincoat protected him from the thunderclap. | Rain at the NASCAR race | Good Old #7 |
| They're gonna' sell Muir-cats at the pet store in the new Manor Mall. | Manor project developer Muir Company. | Good Old #7 |
| Fenton drove 100 mph (morons per hour) | Gas mileage | listener |
| He was concerned about saving his sole. | Man found human foot in cooker. | Good old #7 |
| That car knocks more than a Jehovah Witness. | Local muscle cars | listener |
| The darker the caterpillar the sweeter the juice! | Wolly Bears forecasting the weather. | listener |
| Sitting in your stupid little house on Stupid Street. | Lack of perspective on City Council overlooking Ag needs in design plan. | Fred |
| When passion governs, she never governs wisely. | Recent bad decisions by City Council. | Somebody from the olden days-Ben franklin maybe. |
| If you sit on your ass, you can't talk out of it. | Lack of participation in local government. | Good old #7 |
| It was full of pigeons, now it's full of old coots. | Hotel Burlington/downtown discussion. | Good old #7 |
| At the nursing home there's always a new wrinkle. | 93 year old women who needs "companionship" | listener (ok, I forgot who said it) |
| His heart is in the right place, but his hand is in my wallet. | Tim Scott's attempts to help citizens with their sewer problems. | Good old #7 |
| He put the sue, in sewer. | Scott Power City Attorney | Good old #7 |
| I just had a breakfast burrito, I gotta' go blow out a lateral. | Flowable mortar in sewer lateral repairs. | AJ |
| I'm always willing to dicker... | Car Sales at EJ's Auto Sales | Big John |
| Betty Crocker, now there's a writer. | Famous authors | Big John |
| I gotta' go beat up a transient down by the railroad tracks... | Reasons to end your call before Fred hangs up on you. | AJ |
| He was wearing a Nextel Cup. | Why Harvick wasn't hurt when Fenton kneed him in the groin. | AJ |
| Cancel-man Campbell | Fred mis-spoke because too much vacation. | Fred |
| Are you hitting on me? | Harvick vs. Montoya "fight" | AJ |
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get that warm feeling. |
Not said on today's Big Shoe | Fred already bored on vacation |
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. |
Not said on today's Big Show | Fred already bored on vacation |
| I drive the new Honda Camry | Cars with good car radios | AJ (the car expert) |
| Three martini launch | Space Shuttle Astronauts | Big John |
| One beer and I'm under the table. Two and I'm under the waitress | Space shuttle asstronaut boozers | Big John |
| 7Quit sprouting-off wise guy. | She's spouting up like a weed. | Harry K. |
| I ain't fightin', I'm just glad I won! | Baker vs. Campbell of "Mike Kelley" airport | Mary TD Baker |
| I take Pseudonym for my allergies. | can't remember | Good old #7 |
| Business onwers are gonna' have to start working one of these days. | New minimum wage laws. | John F. |
| I'm Hilary... look at my moustache! | Hilary is a man. | AJ |
| I can monkey around with the best of them. | who knows | Campbell |
| A dog walking down the street is a city official | According to the Hawk-Eye | Campbell |
| You wouldn't make it as a sailor in my army. | Sandell not knowing Starboard from Port. | Fred |
| How far apart are the retractions. | How bad the Hawk-Eye is getting. | Good old #7 |
| How far apart are the contraptions. | The tree falling on my roof. | Gov. John |
| Ottumwa, Oskaloosa, Waukee, Sioux Falls... | That's how Trailways finds its way to Omaha. | Good old #7 (while singing "I've been everywhere, man.") |
| They used his underpants as primer. | I have no idea. | Tommy |
| Ethanol is a load of crap. | Ethanol made from other stuff besides corn. | John |
| I'll take my ball and go home... | #7's injury (down there) | Good old #7 |
| If a BIG dude is making love to my wife, I'll beat her up. | Cheating on your husband. | AJ |
| Girls dig me... when they're drunk. | How handsome Jeff Gordon is... | AJ |
| Is that weed? | High school reunion with pothead friends. | Suzie |
| The wager you are, the loser you win. | I can't remember. | WW John |
| If you let me extort you, I won't sue you. | D.M. County severance package. | Listener |
| The phrase "Sewer Welfare" came in #2. | Flowable mortar in sewer repairs. | Fmr. Mayor Sandell |
| If we did a "bore" test, we'd all fail. | City Council | Fred |
| Campbell is the chief of the Big Muddy Footprints Gang. | who knows | Good old #7. |
| You can get the bitterness out of the coffee, but not the service... | Digger's Rest Coffeehouse | Fred |
| About twelve steps ago... | When was Tommy a live wire? | Good old #7. |
| If John Fenton gave a speech to support Campbell, even Campbell wouldn't have voted for Campbell. | Miscellaneous crackpottery. | Listener |
| We're running out of I.Q. ! | Fred's argument for higher speed limits. | Listener Dan |
| Matt Murray stood out in a field of quality crackpots. | City Council candidates | Fred as Bill Ell |
| Nature abhors a raccuum. | who knows | not sure |
| The crackpot calling the kettle black. | Mike Campbell criticizing new candidates. | Good old #7. |
| I don't know if Hilary is fat enough, but she's working on it. | Hilary Clinton is a big fat liar. | Campbell |
| Imagine one of those giant penguins coming at you with that sharp pecker... | Giant penguins discovered in Peru 40 million years ago... with sharp beaks. | Tommy |
| The Price is Left. | What you'd call The Price is Right if Rosie O'Donnell hosted it. | Former Mayor Sandell |
| So the City Attorney didn't do his job again? We're used to that by now. | City council meeting. | Campbell |
| I've walked away from more responsibility than you'll ever have. | A suggested Chuck Griffin remark to the city council. | Good old #7. |
| Jeff Abel's middle name is "un". | Poor writing in The HawkEye | Good old #7. |
| I'm forming an excratory committee to see if I should run. | Campbell not sure if he'll run for city council. | Fred |
| The camera adds 10 pounds. Did they use 3? | Governor Chet Culver's Hawk-Eye photo | Good Old #7 |
| A boatload of local democrats out to raise the levies (levees.) | Jeff Heland and gang out on the river to inspect the drainage district. | Listener |
| Te gustaria acompañarme al cine con yo, senior gordo gigante? | Kevin Francis pick-up line | Fred |
| He's run more than a pair of cheap nylons. | Chuck Griffin running for city council...again. | Listener |
| Jeff Gordon is God. | NASCAR | AJ. G |
| He put the Saar in Sarcasm. | Bob Saar's review of Ted Nugent | Good Old #7 |
| Asian hippies need not apply. | Bob Saar (aging hippie) | Good Old #7 |
| The City only pays the underhead. | Huck's Harbor partnership. | Good Old #7 |
| I was in the park this morning picking up trash, as opposed to the trash I picked up last night in Gulfport. | Late nights at Steamboat Days. | Bob Saar |
| Topless waitresses and bottomless beer cups. | How to increase attendance at City Council meetings. | Big John (helloooooooo) |
| They caught her brown-handed. | Marshalltown Courthouse Crime Spree | AJ.G |
| Prosecutors had nothing to go on. | Marshalltown Courthouse Crime Spree | Good Old #7 |
| Suzy Butts swiped the toilet paper at the courthouse. | Marshalltown Courthouse Crime Spree | Good Old #7 |
| Sometimes the straw that breaks the camel's back doesn't seem like much... but to the camel, it's everything. | Mayor Mike resigning. | Good Old #7 |
| Peter N. Largement is running for erection. | Spam email. | Good Old #7 |
| They bleed like a fountain when you stab 'em. | Opossum and raccoon trapping. | AJ. G. |
| There are valid arguments on both sides. One is them is wrong and one of them is mine. | The City's FunCity Water park investment. | Tommy |
| It would've been a feel good story if it was a hump-front whale. | Wayward humpback whales in San Francisco | AJ. G. |
| TV adds 20lbs to a racetrack. | NASCAR | AJ. G. |
| We have all the City managers we'll ever need. | City manager pay increases | Campbell |
| Earnhardt Jr. had #2 on the pole. | NASCAR Dover 400 race | Good Old #7 |
| Isn't t | Tommy's heart check-up | Tommy |
| Yes, Tommy right next to the "Riddler" vein. | Tommy's heart check-up | Fred |
| I can't run, but I can idle like crazy! | Tommy's heart check-up | Tommy |
| He who kelped it, dealt it. | Beached whale discussion. | Good Old #7 |
| Currency activated temporary pleasure units. | Hookers at truck stops. | Gov' John |
| Thank you for your cervix to our country. | Memorial Day discussion. | Good old #7 |
| Jeff Gordon is smokin' hot... | Who's the best NASCAR driver | AJ |
| I can't hear you over the sound of the meter running... | City Atty Scott Power's legal fees. | listener |
| Stab you in the back? Hell I'll stab you in the front too! | Fred's mean streak. | Fred |
| Campbell's best contributions are made at the smirk-session. | Why Campbell never speaks at Council meetings. | Good Old #7 |
| We'll spend that money twice if we have to... | Railroad whistle $15k study. | Councilman Campbell |
| It's take your black helicopters to work week. | The ride your bike to work week conspiracy. | Fred |
| Thank you for settling...we'll see you in court. | The Manor Revisited. | Good Old #7 |
| Can a vegetarian drink breast milk? | Cow parts in chocolate. Udderly delicious! | John F. |
| He's on the watch list... not the listen list. | Cat Stevens (Yousef Mohammad) | Good Old #7 |
| All the best firemen have big thumbs. | How to increase water pressure from a hose. | Fred |
| On-time means "same day." | Airline on-time performance. | Dan |
| Rotate the organ into place, then drag and drop into position on your body. | Human anatomy discussion with on-line help. | Fred |
| Someone needs to buy her a vacuum cleaner... | Teresa Earnhardt and D.E.I. racing. | Fred |
| Jeff Gordon is the best NASCAR driver right now. | How much better Gordon is than Earnhardt. | AJ |
| A fat kid on a bicycle... | What could out-run Dan's Toyota Echo | John@EJ's |
| The pedals got too hot... | Why the Toyota's couldn't finish the race. | John@EJ's |
| Expunge-Bob Squarepants | Should the Hawk-Eye print children's names. | Good Old #7 |
| Colorectal Cancer is the #2 killer. | A public service campaign. | The Ad Council |
| The Manor will be the top shopping center east of West Burlington, west of the river, north of the airport, and south of Hiway 34. | Do we really need to run these people out of their homes for another shopping center?? | everyone |
| Someday he'll be wearing the wooden coat. | We all gotta' die sometime. | listener |
| It's not the heat, it's the stupidity. | Why is it so hot in the studio. | Good Old #7 |
| It's not the heat, it's the liquidity. | excuses for bad shows | everyone at once |
| You can't believe how hard it is to make toast. | Philip @ Digger's complaining (again) | Philip Eves |
| I can't hear you, you're too loud. | Philip @ Digger's forgot his Jane Wilson's | Philip Eves |
| Waaaaaah, I can't turn left. | Dale Jr. NASCAR Car of Tomorrow | Good Old #7 |
| Campbell speaks in a verbal Roundabout | The politics of the WB Roundabout | listener |
| It's like a square, except it's round. | who knows | listener |
| I didn't like him 'til he died. | Dale Earnhardt | John F. |
| He died in none of them... | Richard Petty's racing career | Good Old #7 |
| Penetrate those hard to reach places | KCPS signal strength | Hawk-Eye Newspaper |
| Nissan, Pinto, and the Santa Catalina | What cars did Columbus drive? | various listeners |
| We put the "butt" in rebuttal. | Legal strategy | Good Old #7 |
| If I could have sex with NASCAR, I would. | NASCAR fanatic | Big Bill Wright |
| Mike Wallace will hit the Morley Safer barrier | NASCAR discussion | Good Old #7 |
| Amelia Earnhardt flies the #8 plane. | NASCAR discussion | Fred |
| Tony LaRussa drives the .08 car. | NASCAR discussion | Good Old #7 |
| Dick Trickle drives the Flomax car. | NASCAR discussion | Good Old #7 |
| Johnny Brown drives the #2 car. | NASCAR discussion | Fred |
| The prosecutor had nothing "to go on." | Public Defender trial | Good Old #7 |
| We heard about the case on Pee.B.S. | Public Defender trial | Good Old #7 |
| He ordered the seizure salad. | Public Defender trial | Good Old #7 |
| If you outlaw spears, only outlaws will have spears. | Va. Tech tragedy. | Campbell |
| Can you say "sheet" on the radio? | Gretchen Saathoff used sheet music on stage. | Fmr. Mayor Sandell |
| Corn-FedEx | Federal Express' Iowa operation. | Good Old #7 |
| He looks just like Seven, but with brains. | Describing somebody's physical description. | who knows |
| If you can see it... tax it! | Satellite dish tax being considered by cities. | Councilman Mike Campbell |
| The whole paper is bogus. | The Hawk-Eye got the fact wrong...again. | Fmr. Mayor Sandell |
| Were you de-pants'd? Did she handle "it"? | Tommy's medical exam. | Fred |
| Let's just do the freakin' menu, ok? | Digger's Rest lunch | Phillip |
| We put the broad in broadband. | www.kcps.com website discussion | Good Old #7 |
| Indy Racing has Danica
Patrick, NASCAR has Jeff Gordon. |
A discussion about why Indy Cars are for sissies. | Good Old #7 |
| No visitors & The Dr. was very thorough | Tommy's prostate test | Tommy |
| John Lennon was moderately talented, but vastly overrated. | Famous commies | Fred & listeners |
| Just because you can drive a vacuum sweeper doesn't mean you can drive a car. | Why no women are in NASCAR | listener |
| It was clear from the tests that Tommy had stool in his blood. | Urine test for Tommy | who knows |
| We're just one big expensive building away from perfection. | discussion of Downtown Burlington | Listener |
| That's the same filth that I enjoy. | discussion of the Don & Mike Show | Tommy |
| You put the "screw" in scrutiny. | talking about the County Supervisors budget | Fred |
| Kevin doesn't have a fetish, he has a fat-ish. | talking to our old friend Kevin Francis | Good Old #7 |
| We've got a billable case | Scott Powers legal re: the railroad lawsuit. | Good Old #7 |
| Scott Powers hasn't lost a case in almost 3 days. | Eminent Domain | Campbell |
| 190 over 40 is his systolic over his I.Q. | FVG's blood pressure reading | Good Old #7 |
| Let's put an end to taxation through an armed insurrection. | High tax rates | Listener |
| The lawyers all stick together, like flypaper. | who knows | Listener |
| Bend over, baby... | The new government tax plan. | Fmr. Mayor Sandell |
| He puts the "ig" in ignoid. | Presidential candidate autograph hounds. | Good Old #7 |
| It's the inseam on his blue jeans that make him look short... | John Edwards | Listener |
| A tornado!! Quick duck under the Southwest corner of the bathtub... | Mixed metaphors | Good Old #7 |
| He's in Toyko, because he still has a yen for young boys... | Michael Jackson show in Japan | Good Old #7 |
| We put the "poo" in pool... | The $4.5 million West Burlintgon Pool | Good Old #7 |
| God wants me to be poor. | who knows | Councilman Campbell |
| Does gold bullion taste better than chicken bullion?
-and- I put kruggerands on my salad... delicious |
The flawed new gold dollar coin | Listener |
| They don't have airplanes...just black helicopters | The airport conspiracy. | Good Old #7 |
| If you were an incompetent manager, would you want to be closer or further from your boss? | The Hawk-Eye Newspaper favoring the Kansas City Airport service. | Fred |
| That's not a
statement that a sane man would make... |
Comment on Bill Ell's budget opinion. | Fr. Mayor Sandell |
| He's on the Speaker-Throne... | Councilman Campbell was speaking from his bathroom phone. | Good Old #7 |
| What kind of abatement did the porn store get? | Speaking about West Burlington's "Master Plan" | Good Old #7 |
| We're really under the barrel now. | We're over the gun | |
| Grab the bull by the reins. | She's a bucket of laughs. | You're treading on thin water. |
| You can have your pie and eat it too. | He froze like a deer with his head cut off. | One in the hand is worth it's weight in gold. |
| It's not rocket surgery. | Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day. | Why put off 'til tomorrow, what your Country can do for you. |
| You're skating on hot water. | It's not how deep you plow, it's the motion of the ocean. | It's not the size of the boat, but how long you stay in the field. |